Someone asked me last night if I was engaged to Jim or my Helio Ocean? LOL! Such a silly question … preposterous! Though Jim would be in serious trouble if my Ocean could, say, take out the garbage, fix a leaky faucet, kill a creepy roach, bring me roses, find football scores — oh wait, it already does that!

Hint: Use Totally Scored and ZapTXT to output sports scores to your mobile device, IM or email. The great thing about ZapTXT is that you can turn it on and off … I turn off my SEC announcements until the weekends so I can get score updates when wedding-related events interfere with my football!

Seriously though, a big deal was made recently by a relative because I chose not to have a bride cake. However, I think if I were, I would want it to look like this:

Courtesy of Gizmodo and GeekSugar

No, I’m not obsessive.